I think the best job for a stalker would be in research. What better person is out there that likes digging into information until getting to the most accurate one?
If you have one friend that knows his way into stalking, ask him to do this for you. If you don’t, you’d better continue reading and start researching for yourself, before designing your static or animated banner ad!
Why is research important? Mostly because it creates some guidelines on which you can base your future strategies on, meaning that after having a well done research you can prioritize and maximize your time effectively. And who doesn’t want to do that?